I’m in New York City this week, but I’m staying out in Jersey with a few friends and we’ve got a 6 month old, so not a lot of time to explore.
So here are 9 literary things I WON’T be doing in New York City…maybe next time!
Visiting every bookstore, but maybe just Strand or Word…
Re-enacting scenes from Shoplifting From American Apparel at the Bobst Library
Bothering Keep This Bag Away from Children or Swill Children to publish something by me
Asking Erik Stinson to get me a job at a fancy advertising agency
A Rap Genius reading I randomly saw on Facebook
Discovering the Beach Sloth lair
What other literary things do you suggest I not do?